How to Explode Your Self Confidence

If you want to explode your self confidence bestow yourself with super powers. You can then tap your magic wand upon the shoulder of anyone you meet and grant them wishes, powers, and riches beyond their wildest belief. The trick is, other people don’t know you have this magical ability and they never will, so it is how they treat you that determines whether they are rewarded.

So, now that you have this magnificent power, you can look at people with pity that are so short-sighted they don’t look beyond your exterior shell. It’s what’s inside that determines true beauty. Yes, it’s nice to have an exterior other find pleasing, but we’ll all grow old and frankly, I want to be a beautiful old lady too. Wrinkled, and bent, but beautiful with sparkling eyes and a mischevious smile.