The Slimming Pool Weight Loss Blog: Hey, I was Eating That!
Monday, February 21, 2005
Better Ballet Butt by Bubbles
Here's what's cookin: You've done lunges until you think you'll die of a heart attack, yet still your rear stays flat as a pancake? What's a girl to do? Bubbles Butt Boosting Lingerie to the rescue!
Bubbles are simply stockings with an elastic band that lifts that asset, where it belongs; up, high, in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's an as*s! And isn't it lovely? You'll have them following you down the street when you wear your Bubbles.
The downside (there's always a downside) is you need to be fairly slim (the largest size fits a 21 inch thigh) to wear Bubbles lest your backside may become somewhat lumpy, bumpy and otherwise frumpy, so if you need assistance in that regard, get The Daily Bites Free Weight Loss Tips for instruction and hints on using EFT and NLP for weight loss.
Frankly, it's their retro girl imagery that gets me. I always liked the Varga girl look, I admit it. So sue me.
